Wednesday, April 29, 2009
I always have a good time with the ladies ♥
~MEMORABLE QUOTES FROM THE MOVIE MONSTERS VS. ALIENS~
The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless!
B.O.B.: She?
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Yes. We are in the prescence of the rare female monster.
B.O.B.: No way! It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.
The President of the United States: Boys, set the terror level at code brown, 'cause I need to change my pants.
B.O.B.: I think he sees us, you guys.
B.O.B.: [to alien robot] Greetings! How you doing! Welcome! We are here to destroy you!
Gallaxhar: Quadrant four? Lame.
B.O.B.: [after catching Derek] Derek, You're a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's limegreen, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her and she is everything i deserve in life! I'm happy now Derek, without you. It's over!
B.O.B.: What happened? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? What was in it? Was it pickles? Where's the giant jar of pickles?
The Missing Link: No monster has even gotten out of here.
B.O.B.: That's not true! The invisible man did.
The Missing Link: No he didn't. We just told you that so you wouldn't get upset.
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: He died of a heart attack twenty-five years ago.
B.O.B.: NO!
The Missing Link: Yeah. In that very chair.
[motions towards an empty chair]
The Missing Link: He's still there.
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